Pissed off… Not sure when it was coined but was mentioned in 1984 book ‘workers at risk’… (Very sensible…who else than workers will be pissed off)
Pissed off (adj): Aroused to impatience or anger… e.g. I was pissed off by her snootiness.
If you are really really pissed off… use more pissed off/ most pissed off… not pissed ON!!!
Why I get pissed off??? Really… wonder do people really need reason to get pissed off… I think it is our legal right (and most of you agree…) to get pissed off. I bet very soon it will be included in the list basic rights given to us by constitution…
‘Amendment No 8765.32: Right to be pissed off‘ 🙂
Given every slightest reason, I can get pissed off… and if I don’t get reason, I simply search one to get pissed off, and if I can’t search one then, I simply get pissed off for not having reason to get pissed off… Ufff… (Am I addicted to it???).
Fortunately I find hell lot of reasons to get pissed off… If I don’t find the news paper in door way, if my apartment lift isn’t working, if mallu uncle of bakery gives less tea for 3 Rs, if traffic police gets hold of me for license, traffic jams while returning from office, if cafeteria ‘rasam’ tasted like beetle juice, seeing nosy colleague wearing yellow socks… so on… so on…
Reason for getting pissed off can have circular logic… when petrol rate reached 55Rs… I was pissed off as ‘life moving’ fuel was costlier than ‘intoxicating beer’… and when petrol rate decreased… I was annoyed again that I have to pay more for ‘air polluting’ petrol than ‘life soothing’ beer.
Insane Discovery: Kangaroo rats never get pissed off… as they don’t drink water!!!
Reasons for being pissed off can be contradictory… I get pissed off with questions.
– Why are you not getting married? Do you drive on other side of the road?
– I heard your company is bankrupt…do they pay you salary or give money plants?
Sometime answers drive me crazy…
– I like you… but you look like my cousin (when I gave pink rose to a girl on rose day)
– You get hike depending on market rate (are you talking about fish market?)
‘Sharing is fun’ that’s what we were taught… that is true… there are things which gives pleasure when shared .. like your work or last peg from your friend… just like that… even annoyance can be shared… if you think getting pissed off is fun then sharing it with others is euphoria…
– You are not happy with the fact that there is no hike this time and when you share this with your friend who is already annoyed with job cuts…. and imagine the fun of together scolding companies, economy, bailouts, Lehman brothers …
Insane Rule: A person remains in state of pissed off unless he is provoked and become more pissed off or soothed by looking at a looser who is most pissed off than himself/herself.
Is it wrong to get pissed off??? (Repeated questions also drive me nuts…)
Not at all… virtually we have every RIGHT (and practically LEFT also) to do so and it is fun. Why not… it is the meta-state in which you can avoid unwanted people (don’t come near me, I am in bad mood)…. you can avoid work (I will do this task tomorrow… I am pretty much pissed off today) or you can simply write a blog about stupidest topic so far called ‘PISSED OFF‘… 🙂